He's Got No Airrrr!

how amusing is Whose Line Is It Anyway? :)
its an american one though... so hmm,
as long as it has ryan stiles, im good lol
although, how fit the guy who plays justin in wizards of waverly place?
hahahah
me and lolern, fucking cried at that movie earlier :):)

so, anyone have any interesting news?

and oh my god, mock exams! :O

xx


whose line is it anyway western ho-down scubadiving

I Could Get A New Start, But I'd Rather Not Try

heyy guyyys!
i found a new story man
whatdrya think of it?
i dunno who wrote it likee
pass it on to everyone if yerr want
its me mates, all i know
dunno what the fucks happening to it (Y)

its called : Eyelined Guys Rocking Girls


song title - The World Is Ugly - My Chemical Romance

You Talk Like Your Famous

well... I've been thinkingggg,
I give up with that story,
and with new characters (two main ones)
it's where a girl and a lad have a chapter each
and its like her chapter
than his
showing the two sides of a situation?
and the differences between their home life?
:):)
im rather amused
i was hoping to get a little scruffy book thing to note down ideas in too xx

Shameless - All Time Low

:D:D:D!

GUESS WHO IM SEEING ON VALENTINES DAY!
GO ON GUESS!
WELL I CAN TELL YOU
THEY HAVE A HIT CALLED "ROOFTOPS" :):):)

AM SEEING 'EM IN LEEDS
GO ON GUESS! :)

xoxo

HALLOWEEN :D!

Dude! cannot believe I'm gunna post this for you!
but this was me on halloween :D
how fricking mint am I?

Hahahaha, look like a fucking div eh?

I don't suit blonde - at all man

Odds are I look fat in this photie eh?

I'm blaming the dress :)

Plus if yerr's wonder how I did this makeup,

just comment and I'll put a whole blog on how I had too :)

Clothes Sizes?

Just been thinking... what do you all think is a "healthy" size?

I've actually just been sat getting rather paranoid over my weight

I mean... be honest, do I look fat in the photo of Frankie-Fool and me?

Or in this one :

I mean, sorry for the bad photo

And this was me a while back.

But honestly, do I look like I'm slightly overweight?

'Cause thinking about my clothing sizes... I SHOULD be classed as "plus sizes"

I'm a size 16/18 top and a 12/14 jeans.

REALISTIC FACTS!

top - thats because of 38D's! I can get into a 10, but it hurts abit on the top

bottom - last jeans ive bought are skinnies from primark, but their sizing is abit dodgey time to time, before that was school trousers that are a 16, they hang off me since i love baggy and the 14 fit me wonderfully.

So now you know are that, am I classed as "plus size" now, and what is still your "healthy size" in your opinion?

I'd Have To Write A Thousand Songs

Yesturday Was I Love You,
Today You Say You Lied,
What Happened In The Few Hours
To Change Your Mind?


ahahaha
oh im so fucking sick of songs :)
spesh when i get lyrics which aint even actual songs

and this is why i cant be a song writer!
i suck at it :)


my head hurts constantly cause its battling with the heart
the hearts broken, the heads on overtime
its all a game
and their both bout to loose it.


:):):):)



Stranger - Secondhand Serenade

I'd Never Give My Heart Away Again...

I swear I won't crash and burn this time,
Maybe I don't belong around here,
But your my biggest challenge to stay for.
This can either make me or break me,
I won't know until I've tried.



oooooooooahahaha
i wouldnt ask
random lyrics i had in my head the other day
aint even in a pissing song lol.

xo

Maybe - Josh Royce

Maybe It's Not My Weekend, But It's Gunna Be My Year

Yooooooooooooooooooo!

How is everyone!
i dont think ive posted innawhile
well :) what to moan on about
ive applied for prior
psycho ginger horse took off with me three times
and well... i dunno lol

did yerr know the word dude is said 92 times in Dude, Where's My Car?
annnnnnnd, dunno, lol
christtt i have sooo many questions,
specially guy questions :)

for another day i guess

anyone got a good suggestion to what movie to see at the cinema?
xo


All Time Low - Weighless

I Got Your Run Away Smile

HAHAHHA
MY COMPUTER JUST THOUGHT IT WAS THE 31ST DECEMBER :)
oh bless hahah
its in retirement so dont blame it :P


haha anywhooo
ive just finished over crying a boy
boo-hoo
but oh well
hes an ex
and i should look forward to other people

e.g. the nice guy on my course oooooo fuck yeah!
:)

but anywho
i came here
to moan about...
yeah basically relationships
i want your opinion
how would you feel if you were told:
ONE) your too GOOD for the person
TWO) its THEIR loss

?

it makes me feel bit shit tbh
cause i hate being told i can do better tbh



oh another thing i was fricking kudos for
I LEARNT LOVE DRUNK ON BASS IN UNDER HALF AN HOUR
AND THAT I ATE A LITRE OF ICE CREAM IN UNDER AN HOUR!
I WANT DOUBLE KUDOS
pmsl :)

I'll leave you to comment and shit and yeahh :)


Heels Over Head - Boys Like Girls = lyric used as title

Frankie-Fool

went and brought him in

tacked him up

jumped on

took him to upleatham and back

came back

untacked him

put him back out

saw him off

and we got a photo of him :)

How cute is he? :)

haha can you tell i didnt have stuff to ride in? pmsl

xo

Dear Reader;

The guy i current like is confusing me
when im happy he seems to smile
when im upset he seems upset also
if i shout or punch a wall (yes i have infront of him :\ ) he seems worried.
i constantly get weird looks off him and his friends
and recently hes been antisocial, moody but has really nice arms oh fuck yes

so i was wondering... are guys complete dicks?! pmsl


I was asked by Naka to write a post on guys
and tbh, some guys can be complete dicks

i mean take my dad for example,
he has several lasses on the go (not naming names)
and he was gunna finish one for one abroad, but she bought him tickets for greenday on his birthday
so hes staying with her
and i know about this
his 15 and 13 year old daughter, know about this

turned round to me today and went "hows the boyfriend?" and figured out we broke up when i told him to fuck right off
hahaha
so yeah, some men are dicks
some are over protective incase your doing summet similar (to what my dad is)
and usually their all okay

you just get like what? 3 outta 10 being complete dicks.
haha
random statisic sozzard


Naka, hoped if solved your problem, if not give another comment and ill attempt to build up.
xo

Shut Up And Let Me Go, HEY!

MAN that song does my head in!
hahaha
am sat watching house bunny
and its rather good
how is everyone?
im rather bored tbh

college was abit uhhhh.... lol
i do wanna time travel
and i need to sort summet out i feel
i just dunno what yet
hmmm :)

i need a comment telling me what to post bout
alright thankies

byeeeeee
xoxo

Back To The Future

Wooooow!
dont you just wanna time travel?!
whey hey whey hey!
anyway
oh lifes been gurdddd i guess :)

anyway,
wouldnt you all love to change life with someone for one day?
just to see how they see life?
haha its amuse me so so much :):)

so i dunno what to right about, ideas anyone?

xo

whey hey :)

ohh remember my post "ohhh-nooo" i would like to tell you
after an hour convo on the phone,
i got him to ask me out
he got a big suprised when i said yes :D ahaha

ohh im so so happy :)
haha whats with this episode of the simpsons btw?
the one where they seperate the boys and the girls? seriously?

oh, i rode Frankie-Fool today
and he took off with me
ahahaha so so good :)
i didnt fall off though :O
and i had to de-rug him and put on his bridle :)


hahaha :) xo

YOOOOOO!

hahahaha.
well,
chapter two wooop
i dunna if its good
so fuckk

hahaha watching cruel intentions
hmmm :) so so cool
got the stupid fucking directory thing on it hahahaha
its rather alright though, still a good enough movie

didnt know it had a first time director.
it has

Sarah Michelle Gellar... Kathryn Merteuil

Ryan Phillippe... Sebastian Valmont

Reese Witherspoon... Annette Hargrove

Selma Blair... Cecile Caldwell

it took 12 days to write as scriptwise
and i think it took 36 days to film
not bad 'ehh?
didnt have much of a budget either
and it features Every Me Every You - Placebo
ayyyye suggest yous watch it :) if you want the plot line just message :)

:):)

p.s. OFFFFT RYAN IN THE SWIMMING SCENE :D

ohhh nooo...

hmmmm, meeting new people
one thing i fear from time to time
but yet... i never met someone who instantly made me laugh,
made me feel good about myself
tell me to forget about people who hate me
who made me feel so relaxed and happy
dudes... whats up with me?
hahaha
luckily, he goes to my college :)
and hes like 2 years older than me :)
and offfft he dont half look nice hahaha

hmmm... what should i do? :(


p.s. ... QI hahaha :D

Londonn!

it was rather good tbh
i went to the zoo,
then to see grease
and i swear, they didnt even handjive!
but ray quinn was rather nice lol

ahh well,
if anyone has a question bout london, just ask

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
remember my vans from the other post?
im covered in blisters cause of them
hmm :)

damn
xo

Offt Deary Me!

Life seems difficult as a bassist AND a band manager
bassist side - my wrists are killing me, and i have no idea why, my fingers are stiff and i cant seem to learn anything anymore :

band manager side - no band seems interested in having me as a manager and one thats expressed opinion on me attempting to become manager is when their parents stop!

oh deary me
music aint looking good

on the bright side
lifes beaut
oh yuss, going to bed a 3...
waking up a 12 :)
i swear im a lazy sod hahaha

x

Woaah (H)

aint posted innawhile

hehehehe IMCRD

that was beaut

anywhoo

in the meantime i have :

been to studio, twice

been to london

had a haircut

been tormented by grace

got some new shoesies

been and helped out in my grandads garage doing me mothers breakpads

and had my last appointment :)

wowowow

life is gurddd

i have studio tonight toooooo :)

and heres a photo of me infamous shoeies

their vans

from tk maxx

£8 down from £45

i know they look diffiefied

but their too much of a good offer to miss! :)

plus ive seen a photo of my prom dress (in the making)

and its fucking lovely

i cant wait for the real one :D:D:D

THANK YOU GRACE! xo

p.s. ANYONE ELSE HEAR BOUT TWITTER!? :o

working now like, woopies

ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR!

Ohhhhh yearhhhh...




ITS INTERNATIONAL MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE DAY!


TOOOOO FOOKING RIGHT!



anywho... how you celebrating it? :)
ive been listening to Pure My Chemical Romance for bout... 5 hours straight :)
yeah im that said. hahahahahaha :D:D

anywhooo
am offski to the cinemas tonight me thinks
I'm buying a Mikey Way poster (hmmm fuckinggg hot)
and I learnt two songs on bass :)... kinda

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MESSAGE ME! NEXT YEAR WE'LL FOOKING CELEBRATE THIS PROPPA! :D:D:D:D:D:D

xoxoxoxo

(p.s. this is a true holiday for me, if asked to do any work, coursework, band work, manager work, they can fuck off :) its like my st georges day hahahaha)

I Was Wondering..

If i wrote a story, like a chapter per post, would yous all still read it?
Or am i gunna get to chapter 8 and everyones like "OH FUCK YOOOOU!" and give upp? :)
cause it'll shut richardson and paula up lol

leave a comment with what you think

plus, i have the photos from whitby off grace
and todays been gurddd,
been having a bad mood but its improving at least :)
I never knew positive thinking, the chocolatte song and the sun could help!
haha

xo

Cinemas = BEAUT!

Well, as all of yous know... I'm still abit of a kid :)
so, guess what i saw?!
ICE AGE THREEEEEEEE :D:D:D:D
omg twas beaut hahaha
twas 3D too :)

haha i gotta say... mint plot

basicly... manny and ellie are expecting an ickle baba WOO :D
and deago (?) is like "ahh nah, kids aint for me" so he goes off
sid starts feeling like "welll.... you dont want me :(" goes off and finds some eggs
so hes like ":D MY KIDSSSSS!"
and eddie and crash are just still beaut :)

anywhoo, sid's "kids" turn out to be baby t-rexs :D
and he gets taken away by the momma t-rex
so all the gang go down under the ice and find the dinosaurs, where they meet buck... a weasel!
so they go all the way to where the t-rex's raise there young
but ellie goes into labour, so buck, eddie and crash go on to save sid
manny is busy fighting off dinosaurs (these guy type ones),
and deago is keeping the other dinosaurs nearier to ellie
and tbh, some of the puns in that part are redic!
but anywhooo,
i think its crash who is like "i promised myself i wouldnt cryyy"
so eddie goes "i didnt, *massive cry* " :D
deago crys too hehehe

but momma t-rex kills this dude buck was living there for
so buck was gunna return to the ice until he heard the cry and was like "HES ALIVEEEE :D"
so he dont return back
but anywhoo,
ellie and manny take their knew baby daughter peaches up to the snow where shes like "woooo!"

but when sid first see's her this is how it goes :
sid : ITS A BOYYY :D
manny : thats the tail
sid : ITS A GIRLLL :D



hahaha, i suggest you all go see it hahaha
its all so cute
OH AND THE SQUIRREL!
gets a girlfriend (Y)
and then leaves her
for the fucking nut!
hehehehe

untill next time i have summet to review
feel the need to review the review, i know its shiteeeee

4/5 STARS

To Every Bastard Out There-

-who feels the need to argue
and go below the belt with what they say,
THANKS A FUCKING LOT!
YOU JUST FUCKING RUINED A WHOLE WEEK OF GOOD MOOD!
WHY THE FUCK DONT YOU FUCKING LEARN WHEN THE FUCK TO SHURRUP?!
EH?!
ITS BASTARDS LIKE YOU WHICH SHOULD JUST FUCK OFF OUT
OF EVERYONES LIFE OR LEARN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
THANK FUCKING YOU!

ahhh rant over :) haha
you know... i put 29 smiley faces into one bulliten
im in a mint mood aint i? :)
ooooh, gizza comment telling me whatta post

Keep On Rockin' And Rollin'

I'm a rather pathetic excuse for a bassist :P
I'm also an pathetic excuse for an engineer
jesus, i hate using that grinder machine
so i never will

i manage to pull of welding just bout dont i?
So like yeah... im hiding in my room, trying to sort out the vista
lets just say THANK FUCK my laptops an xp!
so anyway, ive had AVG on the vist
then its disk defragment which its still working on
and thats all been since bout oneish

yeah i finished coll early... fuckyooou lmao
but like yeah, i look welly sad
laptop on knee
vista on table infront of me
phone which is like a portable laptop on my bed

yupp yupp... this is the emo-geeks lifeeee
blogging,
sorting out computers
listening to Marisette
( (8) chasing down the sunsettttt

i gotta admit, i like 'em me... apart from that tainted blood)
but anyway, carrying on with my list,
reflecting on college earlier today
(and tbh... it was rather fucking harsh what was said!)
Wearing a mint scarf thing instead of a tie
converse,
my knuckle duster
wondering where my gegs are

yupp... this is life
but cant the fucking computer hurry up!?
i wanna record!

InsertTitleHere

well, am just walking scrubs
haha its quite alreet tbh
anywhoo
reading some of your bloggggs
and may i say...
interesting?

well, i feel like i have fuck all to blog bout tbh!
but anyway :
today was interesting
wake up at 25 to 7,
then half 8,
then half 9,
get outta bed at quater to 10
went out at half 11
got a costa (Y)
went to farm bout... half 3-4ish
came home at half 6
had to tack the horse,
untack him,
got twas all good tbh


:):)
anyone wanna gimmie ideas what to blog bout?

A Week Since Me Last Posted

ahh, sat watching kerrang with my dearest sister ^o)
hahahaha
well, last night i watched 3 episodes of Deathnote
i gotta say... quite mint :)

haha
shh
dont get ideas
lmao
anyone wanna lend me any manga books they may have? :):)

anywhoo
hair cut tonight
woop woop
im keeping this short and sweet

night night xo

Aint Posted Innawhile Me

well, ive spent the weekend away
and let me say... i hate a fucking rash on my right ankle
anyway...
friday - sat in hendos office for bout an hour listening to the new green day album
i gotta say, i like it
i love Peacemaker and 21 Guns :)
btw, if your guessing peacemakers slow and 21 guns is upbeat
heres a hint, YERR WRONG :)


haha, in my opinion, it sounds very spanish like
i dont know the whole story
and i aint heard it all
but thats my opinion :)

My Oldest Memory...

Hahahaha, i was 3 1/2 years old!
i was just laid in bed and it came to me, so this is it:
im 3 1/2 years old, and im going to visit my auntie, (i think she just moved house or summet i dunno)
and anyway, its one of them with only 2 doors,
so my dad thinks i got out my moms side
and my mom thinks i got out my dads side
so i was sat crying in the back of the car
WHICH WAS PARKED ON THE FORCOURT
FOR BOUT 1-2 HOURS!

haha luckily there was summet in the boot for my uncle
so he found me asleep in the back
and he carried me into my aunties :)
where i got a 101 Dalmation yohurt moose type thing

hahahaha
omg
i cant believe i fucking remembered that
i was crying my eyes out
then my uncles like "ALREET RACH! :D"


lmaooo

Well...

WHO THE FUCK WATCHED THE EUROVISION?!
hahaha
we came fifth!
FUCK YEAH!
but oh well,
these are the countrys i liked:
Malta,
Germany (Miss Kiss Kiss BANG!)
Norway (The Winner, Alexander Rybak - Fairytale)
Bosnia (CBA with the whole name)
Ours, i gotta admit twas good
Azerbaijan
Lithuania
Denmark (written by Ronan Keating)

Now theres 8 out of the 17 out of 25 i liked
hahah
im such a saddo tbh
but i hated the russian one
im sorry, i just did
But anywhooo,

This weekends been kinda bad
but its on a rise right now i gotta admit
this week SHOULD be good, but im not gunna get my hopes too high!

im such a cow

i nearly hit the poor bastard with a metal rod
oh jesus,
why oh why oh why
why do i make an arse of myself and snap at the people i like?

i must say... andy's quite nice, he seemed to make me less worried i must admit
but URGH! "you should know, your the boss"
YEAAAAAAH i should know what angle we want this fucking bar on
jesus, he should get like 500 sorrys of me,
its not my fault i snap :(

but yeah... BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
haha
xo

Sorry i have to put this

MARILYN MANSON IS A FUCKING DICKHEAD!

am terribly sorry dunno what came over me :)
hahaha, he is a nob'ed like
hmmmm, kerrangs being decent now, fuck you

its 30STM - The Kill
so byeee byeee
and OH I DIDNT GET MY MOTHER FUCKING PHONE!
stupid wankers at 3!
hahaha
sorry, im annoyed now, :)

Very sorry i havnt been posting
i gave up for abit tbh
haha

well... im gunna tell you about...
i dunno...
how im such an idiot but im so loveable, this should be fun, cause even i dont know!

Well... i say its because i manage to act so depressive that when im being stupid everyone loves the different mood :)

haha speaking of different moods, i was very moody today :$
but twas good, cause my group at engineering wernt there
so i had to work with three of the other guys,
and one of them got burnt,
the other... i hurt his chin by wacking his welding viser thingy down
and the last one... dunno if he got injuried
BUT THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN I HAVE TO LEAD THE FRICKING GROUP :)
so i never suggest it


hehehe
well, kerrantg looks like its bout to play me a shite song
so im off to listen to it

I JUST HAD AN IDEA
when the new MCR album comes out,
im gunna fucking review it one :)


Untill them peoples!

I Suggest..

EVERYONE GOES AND GETS TWITTER!
HAHA!
i fucking love it me! i mean just go and get twitter!

seriously,
twitter.com
ITS AWESOMENESS!


add me on twitter when you get it


TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER!

And All Things May End?

Well... Latest compulsive lie I've heard off "Richard" is,
Mine and "his" ex commited suicide the other night... and was found on the back of his door...
But apparntly no sound was made... Haha mine and Jess's karma is so bad right now!

So to try top mine up... Request a blog on anything, it can be:
Tips On Bands,
Learning How To Bass,
How I Manage To Be So Stupid But Loveable
Why Kerrang Sucks Right Now
My Theories On Vampires
Me Attempting To Tell You What Happens In "The Catcher Of The Rye"
And... MAYBE MY BAND IDEAS!
mwuahaha

but this post... is just to tell you...
ME AND GRACE ARE PLANNING A PARTY!
MWUHAHAA
and i dunno if your invited :)
xo

Another End, Another Post!

Well... Grace... YOU HAVE COMPETITION HERE!
Mwuahahaha,
And anyway...
Today has been good,
completely finish my biology,
hear what other shit is going on
find out I AINT GETTING MY PHONE YET!
oh well, monday deffo
defoo

it doesnt help on tuesday im gunna be alone cause grace is abandoning me :D
hahaha
and anyway, i saw jo today, and that was quite good i guess, some band ideas
im not posting them though
god knows if you lot will nick them :)

And The Night Ends

And so... The day ends :(
How gutting? Seriously?

Well... I got in from college, I did fuck all but watch Sex And The City
then i started on my Biology, Chemistry with The Young Ones in the background.

After I finished the episode Bambi and my Biology, Jo texts me out to ride her horse Frankie.
Well, in my opinion, Frankie-Fool is a psycho ginger horse. But don't pass judgement (A)

So anyway, I get to the farm, we bring Frankuls in and hack him up, I jump on and change it all for my height and shizz, and OFF TO THE ARENA WE GO!

Only after 5 minutes the fucker took off with me in canter/gallop didn't he?
Hahaha, I'm safe though,
And I've finished my chemistry.

So it's a nice calm night.
Hahaha, :)

Melo Drama

now... since GRACE is making me blog alot more now
im gunna start with a story
of people i know
and im calling them
bill, kenny and richard
and if it starts to sound tiny bit bi... NOT MY FAULT
ME NO PICK THE NAMES!

well...
bill met kenny through me at the park during last summer (ooooh good times!)
and them two went out for god knows how long
and i actually sat and comforted kenny for god knows how long!
(sorry me is trying not to swear :) )
right... so them two finally broke up, boo-hoo,
BUT THEN COMPULSIVE LIAR RICHARD comes along, and starts lying their little head off
its like jesus christ i dont care!

and now... many months after
BILL AND RICHARD ARE AT IT!
LIKE WTF?!
:(
oh this is just a rubbish story tbh
well, their seeing each other at least :)
but im staying out of it tbh
cause... BILL LIKES ME BESTEST FRIEND!
and no... its not jarvo :)

What Up Ma Homies ^^

Right well... thanks to a special somebody *looks at grace*
i now have this
and i dunno wtf to do tbh
so oh well

if i get ideas
HERE THEY COME
okie?: